No, it’s not Li’l Baby Jesus Day, that’s in a month. It’s National Espresso Day! That’s obviously the BEST day of the year! I mean come on, you can have a coffee every morning, but only one precious day of the year is it actually officially sanctioned to have an espresso every hour. No really, try it. It’ll be a Life Changer. You might not get to sleep till 4 pm the next day, but so what. Life Changer!

It’ll open up your mind, teach you new things, offer you wisdom and advice like you have never had. The Power of Espresso! And if you do your imbibing juuuuuuuust right, your feet will have the slightest hint of not touching the ground, and you will have developed the ability to hover. Gently, almost imperceptible. Yet unmistakable.

Weightless.

Astounding.

You will move at a speed you would have thought impossible, speak in 7 conversations at once, and have the agility that would make a cat jealous.

But only for this day. This most special of days.

Speak in tongues, learn to juggle, clean all the things, run up an apartment building’s worth of stairs.

Clear your calendar of responsibilities for tomorrow.

Collapse on couch. A good day.

Now have a coffee…